Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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