then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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