I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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