Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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