i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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