I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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