he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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