i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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