This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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