I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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