Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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