Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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