Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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