I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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