I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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