I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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