just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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