ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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