It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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