so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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