My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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