Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
this will be a night to untag.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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