Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
there is puke in my bra ... again
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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