Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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