Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize