her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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