Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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