I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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