I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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