It's like a parade of train wrecks.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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