Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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