I want to stick my p in your. b.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just gift wrapped bread.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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