I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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