Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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