Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces