dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
