No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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