i was born a porn star she said
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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