let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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