no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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