I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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