I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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