yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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