a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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