I love black thongs
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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