I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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