I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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