So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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