i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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