Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
soo... how was my night?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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