"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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