Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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