You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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