and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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