I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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