as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
accomplished twins. life is a go
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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